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Class of 2031

Current 4th graders. Freshman in Aug 2027, Sophomores in Aug 2028, Juniors in Aug 2029, Seniors in Aug 2030. Too young to say much about, but they are starting to act like older classes and have phones. All have squeaky voices and are sensitive.
Person 1: "Class of 2031 is trying to grow up too fast"
Person 1: "I'm saying man they are so young"
Class of 2031 by CriminalUndercover February 23, 2023
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Class of 2031

Current 10-11 year old year 6’s/5th graders born From September 2012- August 2013. They will graduate from university from 2033-2035. They will go into year 10/freshmen year in September 2027, year 11/ sophomore year in September 2028, Year 12/Junior year in September 2029, and Year 13/ senior year in September 2030. Last graduating class born in the early 2010’s and the 2nd to graduate in the 2030’s. They were 6-7 years old during Covid 19 when it first hit, and 7-8 year olds when it hit second. In September they will be going into middle/secondary school. (Technically, some primary schools in the Uk go until Year 8/7th Grade, but most of them will be.) they are currently all binge watching Nickelodeon and Disney channel sitcoms, The amazing world of gumball, Steven universe, or playing the Nintendo switch, Minecraft, Roblox, Fortnite, etc.
Class before 2028 person 1: lol grad class of 2031 are literally nonexistent babies.

Class of Person before 2028 person 2: agreed. I have a sibling in class of 2031 who binge watches Nickelodeon and Disney channel sitcoms for a living.
Class of before 2028 person 3: they are literally babies tryna grow up to fast. periodt
Class of 2031 by Jigglypuff2763 April 20, 2024
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
Word of the Day on May 16, 2026