0-5 minutes post-ejaculate (clarity moment): i pondered about what events led me to fuck this annoying 3/10 when i could have spent 3 minutes jerking it to my sexy co-workers facebook pictures. what the fuck is wrong with me? i really want to be an astronaut. family guy sucks.
5< minutes post-ejaculate (return to normal): alright maybe if i fuck her tomorrow she will be less annoying and a 5/10. i'm too lazy to be an astronaut. if i'm a little high family guy is funny.
5< minutes post-ejaculate (return to normal): alright maybe if i fuck her tomorrow she will be less annoying and a 5/10. i'm too lazy to be an astronaut. if i'm a little high family guy is funny.
by well...shit February 24, 2014
When a person with middle/end-stage Alzheimer's has a brief moment where they snap out of their memory loss. It only lasts a few seconds at most, and is very bittersweet for everyone involved.
Pamela and her friend, Maureen went to the nursing home to visit Pamela's 83-year-old mother, Edna, who was diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease four years prior.
When the two gals got to Pamela's mother, they found her in a wheelchair staring aimlessly at the wall. But when Maureen tried to introduce herself, Pamela's mother had an Alzheimer's Clarity Moment.
"Hello, Maureen" she said, in a soft, barely-audible voice.
Ecstatic, Pamela quickly asked her, "Mom, do you recognize me?"
"Yes," Pamela's mom said after a brief pause. "Yes, I do recognize you...Pam...ela..." And then she reverted to staring at the wall, her sudden moment of clarity forever lost.
Pamela began sobbing, while Maureen did her best to console her friend. That was the last time they saw her mother before she succumbed to the disease.
When the two gals got to Pamela's mother, they found her in a wheelchair staring aimlessly at the wall. But when Maureen tried to introduce herself, Pamela's mother had an Alzheimer's Clarity Moment.
"Hello, Maureen" she said, in a soft, barely-audible voice.
Ecstatic, Pamela quickly asked her, "Mom, do you recognize me?"
"Yes," Pamela's mom said after a brief pause. "Yes, I do recognize you...Pam...ela..." And then she reverted to staring at the wall, her sudden moment of clarity forever lost.
Pamela began sobbing, while Maureen did her best to console her friend. That was the last time they saw her mother before she succumbed to the disease.
by Someone who kinda exists May 28, 2021