Claim-fuck

n./v.: An act of gruff and dominant ownership over your girlfriend’s bounce house, wherein you give it to her hard for 20-30 hot dick ft. before departing for errands or a social event, to remind her all her holes are yours and yours alone.

Ryder paused on the way out the door to bend me over the kitchen counter for a firm claim-fucking that left me wanting more. I could still see the outline of his magnificent boner through his khakis when we pulled up to the hardware store.

Claim-fuck by Dorset Harlot June 11, 2018

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clam the fuck down

Foreplay done on a woman before the fucking goes down

Man you gotta Clam the Fuck Down to get her really in the mood

clam the fuck down by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN October 1, 2022

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Clam Fucker

Someone who constantly wants to fuck people but never has the guts to ask them. Usually someone Who Lacks motivation and watches to many pornos.

Man that's a Pussy Clam Fucker

Clam Fucker by David September 13, 2003

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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