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Although it is seemingly impossible to have two choads, one can have a choital.
Choital by nappydreadz April 1, 2009
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a choit is a run of the mill douche bag. It can be any type of race or person in particular but they have to give off a real douchebag vibe.
Some traits found in a Choit are as follows:
1. snotty
2. obnoxious
3. loud
4. thinking they are bad ass but really stupid skater kids
5. freshman who think they are the shit but are actually 5'4 and weigh 100lbs
6. freshman who try and fight a senior
7. kids who usually have small penises
8. kids who just fail in general
9. kids who are about to have there asses beat
10. politicians

Choit is pronounced like chuh-oit
Coming from a french verb
'wow did you see that kid try and call out that senior and almost get his ass beat?' 'LMAO! I did what a freakin choit!'
Choit by Daisuke-san January 7, 2010
Any extremely annoying or overwhelmingly dumb person, a wannabe, a douche bag, or basically any other asshole there is.
"That wannabe skater kid at lunch was such a choit. He tried to start a fight over a seat."
Choit by Anti-Choit Revolutionary January 7, 2010
When you get a big pimple in your chode area and it grows to the size of a goiter...
OMG.. last night I popped my puss filled choiter! And now I can't sit because it's so big!
choiter by Justin the Great July 28, 2010
The sound a penis make when cum comes
out of a dick
at the climax of ejaculation i choited
choit by Noah February 29, 2004
A gay, sexy boi. Loves all men. Calls them all daddy. Slings his tiny dick around bragging about how “big” it is. He is the king of slaying thots. He will normally end up with a thiccc boi named Austin
Look at that Chowito over there fucking Austin with his tiny ass dick.
Chowito by #ThotSlayer November 5, 2019
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