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Brand of water that donates money to Brazilian rain forests
Chuva is a word that means rain in portuguese
Hey Rach, can we swing by a store so I can grab a Chuva water? It's the only brand I buy. Grabba Chuva. Save the Rainforest.
Chuva by collie69 January 7, 2009
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a general term used as a substitute to any particular word (it may be a person, place, thing, verb, etc.)usually used as a COdename so that no one can identify who, where, what they are talking about.
JAY: have you seen Chuva?
Jane: nope, why are you CHUVAheng for her?
JAY: nada! i just wanna give this uhm..chuva to her..
Jane: oh, dont worry, i'll just chuva you when i see her..ok?
Chuva by ish_regs January 12, 2008
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When you run out of words or you do not know what word comes after a word, you say 'chuva'.
Hey Nezza, you really look hot in that Baby Phat and Juicy...erm...Juicy Chuva black top.
Chuva by Kewl_Chic June 21, 2004

Drunk Chivalry 

Refraining from having sex with a female while you are both suffering from the effects of overindulgence in alcohol. Most cases like that are usually described as brewer’s droop or beerdick. Perhaps the person who came up with the idea that this is down to morals, ethics or willpower should remember the old saying a standing cock has no conscience and leave the bullshit to the politicians.
“Sally and I got ratassed last night; she was gagging for it, but I didn’t do anything.”
Drunk chivalry?”
“Nah, brewer’s droop.”
Drunk Chivalry by AKACroatalin December 14, 2015

chivalry: medieval warfare 

Often abbreviated as Chiv amongst PC gamers. Chivalry: Medieval Warfare is a ridiculously badass First Person Slasher game made by Torn Banner Studios which is set in a medieval battlefield and consists of usually 16-24 players violently slashing and/or whacking the shit out of each other with swords, maces, clubs, and other archaic weaponry.

It's also one of the few games where it is entirely possible to accidentally decapitate your entire team with a wrong mouse click.
Man 1: "Fuck man I can't wait for Chivalry: Medieval Warfare to finish updating."

Man 2: "Same here, I've been itching to bash someone's head in with my heavy flail."

Chouvazz 

A mystical golden haired being that tends to intentionally lose in video games whilst being very mad for no apparent reason
Yo dude, we can win this, stop being such a Chouvazz
Chouvazz by ManicFG October 28, 2019

Chivanese 

(Chee-vah-knees)
The mumbling, run on, ramblings of one under the influence of, opiates (Heroin, OxyCodone, Demerol), barbituates (Seconal, Placidyl, Tuinal) and some psychotropics (Valium, Xanax, 4Bar), manner of speaking while "On the nod".
From the words
"Chiva" -street term for Heroin and the suffix
"ese" -in the manner or language of.
"The strange utterance coming from your wife is actually Chivanese" the priest told the man, "So she needs rehab, not an exorcism."
Chivanese by kimical d tox March 4, 2007
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