Chuck Mangione

A flugelhorn player who achieved international success with his jazz single, Feels So Good, in 1977.

CHUCK MANGIONE: When I signed a contract to be the Mega Lo Mart spokesman, I didn't read it carefully. I have to be at every store opening, and they open 400 stores a year. I haven't had time to record, or tour, or give my old lady any slow sweet lovin' in years. So I disappeared to the last place they'd ever look for me. I've been living here rent-free, eating their Cheerios, playing their video games and trying on their underpants. Anything to stick it to the Man.

Chuck Mangione by Jimbo February 13, 2005

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Chuck Mangione

A close relative to the Rusty Trombone, the Chuck Mangione requires one partner to buzz into the ass of their lover whilst humming the melody to Feel So Good (the 1977 smooth jazz sensation).

After the Opera, Chad gave me the 9:42 album version of a Chuck Mangione.

God, I hope they cum before the guitar solo, I'm getting dizzy.

Chuck Mangione by molj August 18, 2010

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Chuck Mangione

The best jazz musician, and one of the best musicians period.

A: Have you heard that Chuck Mangione song, The Children of Sanchez?
B: Yeah, that song is the shit!

Chuck Mangione by Seto Bushura October 5, 2005

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Chuck Mangione

when your sexual partner is in the doggie-style position, and you place your right hand on the top of their ass (like holding a trumpet), and proceed to give your partner a rim job. when you come up for air, you have a poo-beard similar to Chuck Mangione's beard.

"man, i rimmed my girl out doggie style last night, and i got a chuck mangione."

Chuck Mangione by Jackson Faces October 18, 2012

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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