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A flugelhorn player who achieved international success with his jazz single, Feels So Good, in 1977.
CHUCK MANGIONE: When I signed a contract to be the Mega Lo Mart spokesman, I didn't read it carefully. I have to be at every store opening, and they open 400 stores a year. I haven't had time to record, or tour, or give my old lady any slow sweet lovin' in years. So I disappeared to the last place they'd ever look for me. I've been living here rent-free, eating their Cheerios, playing their video games and trying on their underpants. Anything to stick it to the Man.
by Jimbo February 13, 2005
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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A close relative to the Rusty Trombone, the Chuck Mangione requires one partner to buzz into the ass of their lover whilst humming the melody to Feel So Good (the 1977 smooth jazz sensation).
After the Opera, Chad gave me the 9:42 album version of a Chuck Mangione.

God, I hope they cum before the guitar solo, I'm getting dizzy.
by molj August 18, 2010
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The best jazz musician, and one of the best musicians period.
A: Have you heard that Chuck Mangione song, The Children of Sanchez?
B: Yeah, that song is the shit!
by Seto Bushura October 05, 2005
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when your sexual partner is in the doggie-style position, and you place your right hand on the top of their ass (like holding a trumpet), and proceed to give your partner a rim job. when you come up for air, you have a poo-beard similar to Chuck Mangione's beard.
"man, i rimmed my girl out doggie style last night, and i got a chuck mangione."
by Jackson Faces May 09, 2012
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