Christopher are shy individuals but once you get to know him you’ll see how cute and funny he is. It may seem like Christopher isn’t listening but in reality he really is hearing everything even if you think he isn’t. Everyone wants a guy like Christopher.

Christopher is sporty and is always willing to be your friend. If you like a Christopher take your shot, he’ll always want to be your friend anyways.
I want a guy like Christopher.
by iiithatusahh January 3, 2020
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Christopher is first of all a complete dumbass. He looks like a Cracker that got inflated but he sucks dick. He cares for those he love but don’t let yourself be on his bad side. He will go to ur house and throw rocks your at your window. He always talks about how good he is at Fortnite but honestly he’s so TRASH. This kid just uses aim hacks when doing 1v1s. He has the worlds smallest chode; he uses his 10000000X magnifying glasses with his tiny ass tweezers. If you sit in front of him he will start to anal u while u sit down no matter your gender. He thinks that girls like him but he’s a complete loner with a boner. So basically just make fun of his chode
Christopher is such a bot
by SUSHIMASTER69 February 4, 2020
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Christopher's can be either extremely sexy or extremely annoying

Generally has a big dick
Girl one: "Wow, that guys name must be Christopher."

Girl two: "Yeah, look at his huge bulge!"
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He's the love u need ilysm Hess my number 1 ILOVE u ur all I need
He's a very difind boyy Christopher
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This dude literally holds an apple in his mouth while laughing at his friend video with one earbud in.
Christopher:yeet

Me:fuck you whore
by Christopher’s_biggest_fan December 9, 2019
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A known trouble maker, but very kind and understandable when you get to know him better. Very handsome and nice looking person and if you break his trust it’s a big loss for you.
Jessica: “Christopher is so nice, have you ever met him?”
Kate: “No but I really need to!!”
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Most amazing men get named Christopher... Without a doubt brings a smile to everyone's face when walking into a room.... Can be really stubborn at times but mostly has good reasons for the stubbornness... Loved easily by partners and loved freely by friends... Very confident and determined at times when best for him... He loves hard when being in love (if you can get him in love)...
Is that Christopher picking his nose... I sure love him....
by Dymond4life December 17, 2017
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