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Chris LIFE 

the best fucking athlete to ever go through the Pennsbury farm system. his unbelievable talent at every sport (soccer,basketball,mma,etc.) has resulted in the nickname LIFE, which stands for "let it fly ely." he continues to dominate "nerds" and "cunts" in every class and generally every aspect of life. Fastest player on the PHS soccer team by far. all around best person ever. this has resulted in the more recent nickname of chirs xavi hernandez let it fly ely.
"Did Chris LIFE make varsity?"
No (insert Coop face...)
Chris LIFE by I<3ChrisLIFE December 7, 2010
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I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot

Gay code for having blown a man in a parking lot.
I liked this dude so much I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot.

christifer 

An extremely hot yet also sweet guy with an amazing body. Always up to drink and best at making everyone feel good. Funniest guy you'll ever meet.
Kaylee: Oof, I wish my guy was like a Christifer.
Jane: Yeah he's such an amazing guy
christifer by Ayit'snutterbutter December 1, 2016

Christifer 

An overall sweet sensitive guy who can be a dick at the right times,hes usually happy towards other people.
Kylie:I miss christifer hes so sweet.
Ashlynn:yeah I agree
Christifer by Jannie stories 1 April 23, 2020

chrisline 

Chrisline is one of a kind. She’s beautiful and talented. She’s caring but at times can come off as judgmental when she’s giving advice to those she loves. She’s wants the best for everyone. She’s a go getter and is very determined about things she puts her mind to. She loves to see the best in others but is always ready to let someone go in a split second. Her beauty is undefined, all of her features just come together to create art. Chrisline is also someone who will love literature and expressing herself through writing.
“Chrisline is beautiful” “chrisline where are you going” “this is chrisline”
chrisline by Godisamazinggg November 23, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004