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Chocolate Police (noun) Governing force to regulate and prevent the consumption of chocolate. Resides within the super-ego of the human subconscious. Singles out women and attacks them viciously, using guilt as a weapon. More likely to punish after the crime than to deter beforehand.
At the supermarket in the confectionery aisle:
Unknown shopper: - Shuffle -
Nancy (turning, sharply; dropping jumbo bar of Cadbury’s): β€œOhh!!!”
Unknown shopper: β€œErrr… are you alright?”
Nancy: β€œSorry. I thought you were the Chocolate Police.”

Later, in the car:
Mikey: β€œYou’ll be sorry later on.”
Nancy: β€œShut up.” - Chomp - β€œJust let me enjoy it.” - Slurp -
Mikey: β€œThe Chocolate Police will get you.”
Nancy: β€œI know.” - Munch - β€œI’ll deal with them later. Mmmm!”
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