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When you take a crap and some of the poo gets stuck on your ass hair, when the poo dries and you need to cut the hair so you can properly shit again!!
I spend too long in the toilet, I think I need a Chocolate Haircut so I can shit properly again.
by Saulness. June 08, 2011
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