When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut
I gave her a glazed chocolate bar last night and her turd hit the bed
by Yanmar1994 October 2, 2020
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When you fuck a girl in the ass and cum then she takes a shit and it comes out covered in cum
by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020
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for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/biracial/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors. For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called licking vanilla ice cream.
if you are not a Don Juan,do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.
by Sexydimma April 26, 2014
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An act in which a male (or any female with a strap on) participant uses one's penis to "punch" a hole through a solid product of defecation, effectively stimulating one sexually. Please note that the "chocolate bar" must be hard on the outside, but chewy on the inside, to be truly considered usable in the term "punching the chocolate bar."
guy1: hey, I just shoved my penis into a hardened turd.
guy2: Been punching a hole the chocolate bar , have you?
guy1: Can't help but be punching a hole in the chocolate bar.
by strangefetishes November 15, 2013
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When that bitch scrape her teeth like Spongebob in Season 3 Episode 12a.
Bro 1: “bro she gave me that spongebob chocolate bar special

Bro 2: “broooooooo”
by dymytro March 15, 2020
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offensive term:

(N.B: For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called ^licking vanilla ice cream).

for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/biracial/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors.
do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.
by Sexydimma October 18, 2014
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