Chlode

A Chlode refers to the product of ejaculation when stimulating a man with a short , fat , penis (Chode). Simply put the cum of a chode.

" Dude , he seriously blew his chlode in her"

"She swallowed my entire chlode"

" Gargle chlode"

by DHTS September 8, 2009

chlode

a super huge clit

a chlode is a female chode

by anonamous writer June 16, 2009

Chode body

A short fat person

1: dude have you seen that obese midget

2: total chode body

by Chode body May 22, 2015

Chode Britches

A person who wears their shorts over the pajama bottoms.

This is a tactic used by people who want to be comfortable but have some utility to the social, or just plain physical situation.

Mostly worn by people whom are observed by most those around them as "chodes."

Check out that dude's pants, they're like "Chode Britches" or something.

by MitchimusmaximuS August 7, 2011

Sir Chloe

the best goddamn underrated band to ever walk this planet

“Dude how do you not like Sir Chloe?”

by robinurtoes July 17, 2020

commode chode

A turd that is so large, it stuffs up a toilet's drain. Breaking it in half with a plunger, or toilet brush is sometimes needed, in the hopes it sinks like the titanic.

Bro, I ate pizza and drank coffee all day yesterday. I dropped a commode chode and flooded the dorm hallway! Don't tell anyone.

by Johnnylingus July 19, 2021

Chode Check

To hit someone in the side of there leg to check if they have a chode (very wide penis) You must yell Chode check before performing the action.

Mason: yo man my dicks feeling hella wide.
Christian: Bro dont worry i got a hella solution

an hour later
Angel: CHODE CHECK
Mason cries in pain as his chode get obliterated by Angel

Christian : Haha fucking loser

by The Ms.Kent bunch January 15, 2020