Chlode
A Chlode refers to the product of ejaculation when stimulating a man with a short , fat , penis (Chode). Simply put the cum of a chode.
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chlode
chlode by anonamous writer June 16, 2009
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Chode body
Chode body by Chode body May 22, 2015
Chode Britches
A person who wears their shorts over the pajama bottoms.
This is a tactic used by people who want to be comfortable but have some utility to the social, or just plain physical situation.
Mostly worn by people whom are observed by most those around them as "chodes."
This is a tactic used by people who want to be comfortable but have some utility to the social, or just plain physical situation.
Mostly worn by people whom are observed by most those around them as "chodes."
Chode Britches by MitchimusmaximuS August 7, 2011
Sir Chloe
Sir Chloe by robinurtoes July 17, 2020
commode chode
A turd that is so large, it stuffs up a toilet's drain. Breaking it in half with a plunger, or toilet brush is sometimes needed, in the hopes it sinks like the titanic.
Bro, I ate pizza and drank coffee all day yesterday. I dropped a commode chode and flooded the dorm hallway! Don't tell anyone.
commode chode by Johnnylingus July 19, 2021
Chode Check
To hit someone in the side of there leg to check if they have a chode (very wide penis) You must yell Chode check before performing the action.
Mason: yo man my dicks feeling hella wide.
Christian: Bro dont worry i got a hella solution
an hour later
Angel: CHODE CHECK
Mason cries in pain as his chode get obliterated by Angel
Christian : Haha fucking loser
Christian: Bro dont worry i got a hella solution
an hour later
Angel: CHODE CHECK
Mason cries in pain as his chode get obliterated by Angel
Christian : Haha fucking loser
Chode Check by The Ms.Kent bunch January 15, 2020
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