A dump that stretches you so wide you need your ass sewn up to poop

properly again. The pain is often so bad you think you may lose

consciousness while on the can. A chiptle child x3.
"Bro, not only were you in the shitter forever but you are walking funny now", "DUDE I

had Chipotle Triplets ok!, give me a break! Now I need a wheel chair cause I cant walk, I should have had an epidural before I took that shit".
by GoathillGary November 25, 2016
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