An absolutely massive jug of Port mixed with a WKD.
The cheeky vimto is a popular beverage for poor or middle class citizens. Although it is a popular choice in the north, it does contain side effects such as, beer goggle syndrome and short term memory loss.
Let's have a jug of cheeky vimto so we don't have to keep goin' bar...
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!