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A very under estimated person. Usually calm and seems introverted but is actually observing your every move and calculating if you are worth his time. Don't try to double cross or act sneaky with this guy. He will find you and there will be consequences for your infedility.

He is a master of the information game. He can aquire anything you need for a price.
Did you see the movie Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy? Tom Hardy's Character was a regular Cheairs.
Cheairs by KingofSkye December 21, 2016
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Like a carpenter making chairs 

To become bored of a hobby or pastime once enjoyed, particularly because of it becoming part of a job or daily routine.
You spend enough time putting the hammer to people, you start to feel like a carpenter making chairs. Drains the fun right out of it.

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic 

Actually means: actions taken solely for the feeling (or the appearance) of doing something about an unavoidable situation; actions that not only accomplish nothing but *blatantly* accomplish nothing.
"Oh, look, now GM is trying to fire Wagoner. It's like shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic."

musical chairs 

When within the remaining few minutes of the last period of a school day (specifically a highschool class) a student deliberately rattles his or her chair around to spark the process of the entire class picking up their things and leaving.

Usually a few students are reponsible for being the catalyst of the movement and it normally occurs durring the time when the teacher is giving instructions for homework or summarizing other important details about the days lecture.

Variations of musicial chairs include the zipping up of binders, slamming of books, or putting papers away.
Toby wanted to get out of class to smoke weed as soon as possible so he contributed a rattling chair solo to the class inducing multiple students to join into musical chairs.

Jamal was in need of an excuse to conveniently "not hear" the teachers instructions for the homework, so he violently dashed his binder zipper back and forth for several seconds.

chairs up 

A phrase used for the wrapping up of an event or program where everyone in the platform has been on the same page, with the intent of having some routine followup for the greater good.
Great job with our weekly planning meeting you guys. See you next week. Chairs up!
chairs up by sbg3 May 2, 2018

School Chairs 

The place where you sit for 99% of your Childhood. An alternative to Sandpaper. The smooth side is on the back the rough side is where your ass goes. The backs are shaped like a fucking U which will ruib your back for years to come.
Teacher: Why have you taken your blazer off?

Stundent: Because my ass hurts from these fucking School Chairs so I have to cover it.

im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs 

to leave, pass out, good bye
"you leavin bro?" "yeah im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs, peace"