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cassidy shaffer

a poser who thinks she's the most legit person ever. she copies everybody because she doesn't know who her true self is. she dyes her hair periodically because she thinks its makes her cool. she is the fakest bitch on the face of the planet.
My name is cassidy shaffer and i'm a fake vegan!

Chassity sloth 

Chassity sloth by Superword definer November 20, 2019

chassity sloth 

someone who can't play cards. He'll leave 20 half full beers all over the patio and say things like 'your dicks out' and 'bo kay'. Never trust a chassity sloth!
Let's go Chassity sloth! Throw a card, its your fucking turn

cassidy sprinkle 

The sexiest person alive!! People will die to see her! But she is very kind and caring and has her friends back!
Man did you see Cassidy Sprinkle I think I just fell in love
cassidy sprinkle by Sprinklesssss December 4, 2014

Cassidy Shift 

taking the first 2 hours of your shift off to sleep it off
Isn't Hayley working today, where is she, it's 7?
Oh, she's doing a Cassidy Shift today, coming in at 9.
Cassidy Shift by OGRT June 27, 2022

Chassidy 

Often quite beautiful, charming, and intelligent very caring and sweet. Someone who has been mostly very kind to people and hasnt been given the fairest chances. Notices all the good things in people. Makes people feel comofortable and free to be themselves. Is loved by everyone but maybe not always for the ways wanted.
What a sweetheart she is such a Chassidy.
Chassidy by iluforever007 February 7, 2010