Charlub

1. (noun) a person who only eats cereal, specifically Kellogs brand.

2. A booger and/or fecal specimen that dangles off a person's body unbeknownst to them causing much embarrassment later.

3. A girl who wears the Ugg boots/ Croc fusion.

1. Carrol is such a Charlub because she only eats cereal, especially cereal of the Kellogs brand.

2. Person 1: "Holy shit! That person has a charlub hanging from their face!"
Person 2: "Gross! They should wipe that booger/turd off their face before someone important sees it!"

3. She's such a charlub who apparently has no taste in shoes whatsoever!

Charlub by SeverusAcheron December 31, 2007

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chartube

An empty paper towel or toilet paper roll.

Chartube is from Latin for paper, 'charta', and tube, 'tubus'.

Why do you always leave the chartube out in the bathroom? Just throw it out and put on a new toilet paper roll!

Two chartubes from wrapping paper make perfect play swords.

To make a sploof you need a chartube, dryer sheets, and a rubber band.

chartube by neilzo June 16, 2018