Charleypoo

nickname for sweet guys named charles/charley given to them by their girlfriends. The aformentioned "charleypoos" are increadibly handsome, smart, charitable, and kind in every way. A very loveable person worthy of having such a cute nickname.

My Charleypoo is so sweet! I just love him!

I heard Coral call him Charleypoo, they must be getting more serious!!

by ACoralR:))))) November 23, 2009

Charleybrowning

A sequence of related events: first, tricking your grandmother into believing you are a nudist; next, getting her to take her clothes off; next, making her sit indian-style on the front lawn; then, ordering a pizza to be delivered; then, chitchatting with the delivery boy about an arbitrary topic of your choice; and finally, beating the pizza money out of your grandmother with a butcher's cleaver; truly, this is a most perverse sexual fetish

Does this one really need an example? Okay, here goes:

I hate my grandfather. He never leaves the house, and he doesn't own a butcher's cleaver, so Charleybrowning my gram-gram is fucking impossible.

by Robin Pisshole August 20, 2006

Charliepoo

Actually makes me so happy, mean but in a friend way, absolutely stunning and their smile is contagious and covers their whole face. They hate romantic stuff but are deeply in love with one of their best friends. Charliepoo has to take a lot of bs from their parents and this dude in our grade who gaslit her into a relationship not cool dude. ❤️❤️❤️❤️ to Charliepoo

-Charliepoo, i love you more than i’ve ever loved anyone else in my life and i want to kiss you
- ____ I love you too and i want to kiss you to! *smooches*
-YES

by Tuna Queen February 16, 2023