When you're just so fucking blackout drunk. Darker than dark, but so dark it's bright. The best ever.
by Big Chunder March 18, 2021
Two civillians are in a fist fight (usually resulting from a dispute and some shit-talking) and suddenly one of the combatants unleashes a massive kick, effectively ending the fight.
Guy #1: Did you see that fight last night? Home boy got round house kicked to the face!
Guy #2: Yeah that dude got straight up jackie chan'd.
Guy #2: Yeah that dude got straight up jackie chan'd.
by BarnabeJonez February 25, 2009
To be tricked into a sticky or uncomfortable situation. Usually when a friend invites you to an event then dips at the last second leaving you to deal with whatever outcome.
Person 1: Hey how was your evening?
Person 2: Oh man, I was supposed to have an intimate dinner with a friend but I showed up to a group of 25 and a text from my friend saying he wasn't feeling well. And then I got suck with the bill!
Person 1: Oh fuck you got Chan'd.
Person 2: Oh man, I was supposed to have an intimate dinner with a friend but I showed up to a group of 25 and a text from my friend saying he wasn't feeling well. And then I got suck with the bill!
Person 1: Oh fuck you got Chan'd.
by throwaway0238947298347 July 12, 2022