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Cedar City Steamroller 

In the event of a soiree or social gathering, the Cedar City Steamroller can be accomplished by finding someone who has passed out on the floor, having party-goers one by one defacate next to the unconscious individual, and rolling the unfortunate sap through the fecal matter.
Derek puked all over the floor and then passed out, so we gave him a Cedar City Steamroller.
Cedar City Steamroller by RCR, Jr. January 28, 2008
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