cauliflower ears 

1. A description of the shape of a boxers or rugby palyers years after they have been smashed around for years.
2. When you walk around with cauliflower sticking out of your ears

1. After years of being hit in the head my younger brother has cauliflower ears
2. Trying to get out of eating my vegetables i thought i would stick them in my ears, thus giving myself cauliflower ears.

cauliflower ears by shaneaisbett July 2, 2004

cauliflower ears 

This is when you come up on some one from behind and vigorously create a heavy amount of friction on their ears with your hands.

Maan, he cauliflowered my ears so bad yesterday, they are still red from it.

cauliflower ears by bakedfosho April 23, 2004

Cauliflower ears wet dream 

Someone with the biggest fucking ears you’ve ever seen

“Oi Tom I didn’t know you were cauliflower ears wet dream!”

Cauliflower ears wet dream by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025