Cat Mommy

A older woman who has no biological children of her own. Usually single but may have androgynous male/female life partner. Typically these women own 1-3 cats but sometimes many more, and treat them as if they were their own human spawn. Many times these unique individuals can be seen attempting to walk their cats on leashes, attending cat adoption fairs, and parked sideways in the middle of 3 lanes chasing a stray cat across the freeway.

Jane: Oh look there's a homeless woman!

Jim: No honey, that's just one of those creepy cat mommies. Look see how she's got a leash on her cat?

Jane: Oh wow, now I see it! That is creepy and awesome at the same time. I've actually never seen a Cat Mommy ever before!

Jim: Here, go pose with her and I'll take a picture!

Cat Mommy by Jack Murphy April 27, 2008

momma-cat 

verb

1. To grab someone by the back of the neck with a pinch and drag them around.(like a momma cat).

2. To manhandle someone by the neck to get them to do what you want.

That bitch wouldn't cook me dinner so i had to momma-cat her ass back into the kitchen!

momma-cat by phoneman005 July 1, 2014

Momma-Cat 

Noun: Miserable feline bitch cat who insists on being pampered and fed by the pitiful humans who give her shelter and (ant-infested) food. Extremely territorial and full of immense attitude, especially towards other females and bananas.

Adverb: One who is female and possesses a massive attitude for no apparent reason and struts around like God's fuckin' gift on Earth (may be due to having six nipples).

Verb: To give an attitude and upper nose to another. To swat with claw-like nails at someone without warning or reason. To be a bitch cunt.

Noun: Momma-Cat is a whore bitch.

Adverb: You're such a Momma-Cat whore bitch.

Verb: That whore is Momma-Catting like a bitch.

Momma-Cat by Trouble The Cat April 23, 2006