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Casey-Jorden 

A very smart girl who is kind to everyone she meets. Typically has a great body and nice eyes. Creative, honest, intelligent and athletic. Once you meet her you'll want to be friends. Loyal and caring listens to everyone's problems and tries to find ways to help. Casey-Jorden's are great at giving advice. Although very sweet at heart Casey-Jorden's have the temper of a lion if you cross them. She's beautiful to look at and has great taste in fashion, loves clothes, shoes and music. Classy never trashy. She has the craziest sense of humor and makes everyone laugh. Makes your jaw drop when she walks past.

Typically an American name.
1) Damn I wish I was Casey-Jorden
2) Oh yeah, She's definitely Casey-Jorden
Casey-Jorden by Whisper6 January 28, 2014
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Jordan Carey List 

A carefully defined pointing system in which men or women compete for the most "points" alloted for sexual conquests. For example, a point is rewarded for a conquest for every 2 years higher/lower than your own. Another for STDs being transmited, some for unwanted pregnancy, ethnicity, overall atractiveness of the woman/man etc.
Feautred in the movie Carrie 2, and now becoming a cultural phenomenon objectifying woman and turning sex into a game, the pointing system is becoming more and more used in North America, with some word of it spreading to Europe (since foreigners are worth points too).
Tony: "Yo, how many points did you score on the Jordan Carey list last night?"
Luc: "4! She was 21, a cripple, black, and from Brazil! She wouldnt let me have a 3-way with her friend though. That would have been 6 more!"
Jordan Carey List by Jamie Spencer October 27, 2007

jordan case 

Jordan case a very cool sexy stupid fun guy with a huge penis and gets the sexiest girls
Oh look at that sexy person he's such a jordan case
jordan case by Ryler case April 22, 2017

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016