by El Burro Colgado December 23, 2015
A newlywed Millenial that buys foreign luxury vehicles and is overly concerned/astonished with how others have accumulated their wealth, exposing their lack of self esteem and overall mental meekness.
Mike told me the other day while driving his new Volvo that carrot top must be a multimillionaire through gay porn because how else could he possibly make that much money. Mike is such a carrot bottom.
by Sipowitz December 3, 2018