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Carolina bro 

Lives on the coast of North or South Carolina. Generally originate from wealthy families. They wear Costa del Mar sunglasses, always with croakies. They enjoy Sperry boating shoes and Guy Harvey tshirts. For dress up occasions, they wear light blue button down shirts with the sleeves rolled up and khaki pants. For extreme fancy occasions, they wear seersucker suits. They generally sport straight hair, swept to the left or right. Carolina bros enjoy fishing, hunting and mudding. They are a unique, but extremely abundant group of men concentrated in Murrells Inlet and Pawleys Island, South Carolina.
Person 1: Hey why is that guy wearing sunglasses and croakies inside?

Person 2: He is a total Carolina bro. It is part of the uniform and he is unable to remove them unless he is sleeping.
Carolina bro by GeoffreyChaucer November 6, 2010
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Carolina Brown House 

a term used when sticking your penis into a girls anus or vagina and then take dog shit and smear it all over her ass.
Travis, I gave Natalie a Carolina Brown House the other night.
Carolina Brown House by JvRDsen March 19, 2010

Carolina Brown Bagging 

(noun, can be used as a verb) The act of a male having intercourse with the stoma (hole) of an individual with a colostomy bag. Popular among street-walkers, who generally charge extra for such services, as it is often advertised as the "The Fourth Hole".
I got a hooker last night, who quoted me $10 for oral, $50 for a half 'n half, and $80 for Carolina Brown Bagging. Its extra because "it's such a hassle to reconnect the colostomy bag afterwards!"

South Carolina Frosted Brownies 

When a guy shits in a girl's mouth and cums on top of it
"Hey girl you don't look so good." "Yeah sorry my boyfriend gave me some South Carolina Frosted Brownies last night."

Carolina Hot Brown 

A stack of three or more people laying ass-to-face, each performing analingus on the person above them.
“That orgy was great man! We finished the night with a Carolina Hot Brown! My face was completely buried in this chick’s crack while a stranger plunged their tongue into my anus from below!”

Little Brother of South Carolina 

The lowlife,poor excuse of an SEC team located in Columbia, SC. USC will always be the little brother of South Carolina and a disgrace to college football. Guess they are an equestrian school now...
The little brother of South Carolina proved their talent once again with their 3-9 season record.