captain's eye

Getting a blowjob and shooting your jiz in the girls eye. ARRRR!!

This bitch was giving me head, I pulled out and gave her a Captain's Eye - ARRRR

by Brad Goodhill December 16, 2007

captain Brown eye

An other term for a persons anus.

"Some guy just mooned me and showed me his captain brown eye"

by Wicked_M4 April 10, 2006

Captain Birds Eye

To finger a girl who was a vile odours seeping from her grizzly love cave. one preformed this act you become captain birds eye from the infamous fish finger band.

you may start as seaman birds eye but eventually rise to the rank of admiral birds eye once fingered enough rough girls.

John - i fingered Jane last night

Adam - wow man you've earn you rank of Captain Birds eye

by B.DOT-ONDAGE September 30, 2010

captain insano eyes

The exact moment where someone or something is so funny that you laugh your ass off enough to make your eyes swell up and you begin crying hysterically.

In the movie "The Waterboy" Adam Sandler attempts to become the new waterboy of his favorite wrestler, Captain Insano and when he reveals that he is in fact 31 years old Captain Insano and the TV presenter laugh hysterically and Bobby Boucher hangs up before they can answer.

Real Life Situation

DUDE 1: "Hey man, did you see Turd Ferguson on Celebrity Jeopardy?"
DUDE 2: "Yeah man, I had mad captain insano eyes going."

by K Balls & Grandy April 02, 2009

captain red eye

Usually used in cases of revenge, when the offender is asleep you lower your pants to mid ankle squat over the persons face and pinch their nose with your ass cheaks making sure their nose gets comfortably aquainted with Mr. Captain Red Eye himself.

My girl cheated on me so I went over to her house and introduced her to Captain Red Eye.

by Mr. Red Eye February 29, 2008