When a person sticks a small clown, living or not, in their genitalia as a form of sexual pleasure.
"hey did you hear what he did last night? he totally did a clown canon"
"wait seriously? i was wondering where my clown doll went!"
"dude you should burn that thing, he never cleans down there"
by maggafun November 4, 2022
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Things about an IRL relationship that are agreed upon by everyone in the relationship.
C'mon, it's relationship canon that I know more about decorating. Stop second-guessing my decisions

You don't think I'm a better dancer than you? I though that was canon!
No, that's just your head canon.
by UncleAlias July 4, 2021
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