Cancer card

The unassailable excuse of cancer patients and their immediate family that gets them out of events and responsibilities as needed.

John didn't want to go to his cousin's wedding. So at the last minute, he played the cancer card and told his aunt he didn't feel well enough to make it. While his aunt fretted about what his absence meant for John's health, John watched college football all afternoon in his underwear.

Cancer card by akwhitacre August 26, 2009

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cancer card

What "certain folks" with cancer like to cry to make other people feel bad.

"i tried calling in sick today, but my boss who has a breast disease pulled the cancer card on me, so i came in anyway."

cancer card by jwax December 28, 2007

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Related Words

cancer card • Uno Cancel card • Cancertard • cancer • cancer man • Cancer Paper • Cancer Culture • cancer dog • cancer random • cancer dick

Uno Cancel card

This the ONLY thing that can cancel out an uno reverse card.

12 year old: ya mum gay lol.
friend: uno reverse card.
12 year old: uno cancel card lollll.

Uno Cancel card by Meme-all-star 3000 December 1, 2020

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Cancertard

A cancerous retard. This is used loosely, as it applies to anyone who is both cancerous and extremely stupid.

Augh, that feminazi is such a cancertard..

Why are 12 year olds on COD always such cancertards?

Cancertard by CromBomb August 17, 2016

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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