Calvin Harris 

Petty

Calvin Harris is writing a diss track about Taylor Swift because she was snogging Loki after their break up. He is also wearing Yeezys and putting Kanye on the diss track as a fuck you to Taylor.

Calvin Harris by soxpunk-rock June 20, 2016

Calvin Harris 

Typical sellout, in his old days he was a cool electro/house music artist who released cool tracks like "The Girls", "Blue" and "Acceptable in the 80s". Now he's a pop star who releases chart music for kids and people who like pop music. He just releases tracks now where he provides some average bet for some horrible rapper like Tinie Tempah to rap over or for some chart singer to sing over. The fact more people like him now does NOT make him a better music artist.

Chart music fan: "Dude have you heard the new Calvin Harris song?"

House music fan: "Yeah I hated it, I miss the days when he used to be good."

Chart music fan: "Oh well, I love house music, artists like David Guetta, Calvin Harris and Avicci"

House music fan: (Shakes his head and walks off with his earphones on listening to The Chemical Brothers)

Calvin Harris by Propane_Nightmares May 27, 2014

Calvin Harris 

When he met you in the summer, to his heartbeat sound. He fell in love. As the leaves turned brown.

"Calvin Harris looks like if an ai tried to make an Irishman"

Calvin Harris by Rectangular Strawberry August 3, 2022

Calvin Harris 

Adj. A person who "gets all the girls"
As in the song by Calvin Harris "The Girls"

He's such a Calvin Harris

Calvin Harris by LukeOb August 7, 2007

Calvin Harris-ed 

When someone Neville Longbottom-ed but instead of ugly to hot they go from awesome and totally someone you'd be friends with to fuckboi and someone their past-selves would punch in the face

Calvin Harris, Calvin Harris-ed

Calvin Harris-ed by Baychesbecrayy March 18, 2017

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005