calimari

the cervix
from the seafood appetizer which resembles the shape and texture of a womans cervix

I ran my jimmy deep and tickled the calimari

by DJ Capp December 26, 2004

soggy calimari

When a girl excessively works out without showering for days and her vaginia looks like it might have an infection cause it's crusty and smells like fish.

Guy 1: how was that girl you took home from the gym?
Guy 2: when she took her pants off, she had that soggy calimari.

by Peacock matt October 24, 2017