California earing

n.

A cellular phone (cell phone) firmly affixed to one ear (especially when driving)

The car accident was caused by a woman with a California earing.

by MongledMonkey July 02, 2003

California Ear Infection

After having anal sex a man sticks his penis into the ear of his partner and ejaculates. Many times causing an ear infection due to the bacteria present on his penis from anal sex.

That ho got a California Ear Infection after her man plowed her poop chute.

by CA Ear Infection January 21, 2013