Cactus Sexual

Having a sexual attraction to nothing but Cacti.

"Niko is a cactus sexual"

by JesusPieCrust June 18, 2016

Cactus Sexual

Being sexually attracted to a plant, specifically a cactus. A cactus is a mostly green plant with sharp pin-like things coming out of it that can cause harm if touched.

"After my visit to a desert I immediately felt an off attraction to a cactus. I am Cactus Sexual."

by Thecactiloversquad January 16, 2017

Cactusexual

I identify as one primarily cause im a prick, but to go into detail

Cactusexual, it means im generally sexually attracted to everything, just some more and some less....cause i love the puss and am kinda a spermaphobe....also i dont like crazy kinky shit , but you may be different, basically if you relate to quagmire you are a cactusexual

I identify as a cactusexual cause im a prick...cactus brethren unite

by Snazzy-kun June 29, 2018