Cork-Screw-Penis-Disorder, when a human males penis has a striking resemblance to that of a male ducks penis. Commonly used to insult a male in a friendship group, especially if he is self-conscious about his penis size.
Wow, Pearce obviously has CSPD.

How do you get through the day with CSPD, Pearce?
by PearceMather November 21, 2017
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