crunkness

One who is the definition of crunk.

"...yknow Tesoro?"
"Ya, he's the crunkness."

by Geoff L. August 5, 2005

crunk

In 1995, Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter were scheming ways to get past the TV censors on Conan's late night talk show, and they settled on an all-purpose, suitable replacement for the infamous seven dirty swearwords that they couldn't say on TV: Crunk. The choice to use that word was definitely not random. Ice T just happened to be on the show that night, and he likely fed the word to them beforehand and certainly helped fuel its popularity during the telecast ("That was seriously crunked up, right there."). But Ice never claimed to have come up with the word--he probably got it from Dirty South rappers, who had been using it for years as a euphemism for getting really crazy and fucked up on marijuana and alcohol (stoned and drunk. Chronic plus Drunk = Crunk). Or maybe crack and drunk. Or coke and drunk. Or maybe just being crazy and drunk. Whatever it is, it means getting really crazy and fucked up. And with Conan's introduction of the word to northern suburban audiences, Crunk came into its own as the recognized sound of the new generation of Dirty South Rap, prompting white college fratboys everywhere to wander around going "WHHHUT!! OKAAY!! YEEEAAHHH!!" like annoying dipshits. and it's all thanks to Lil Jon, and by Lil Jon I mean Dave Chappelle.

"Whhhut!! OKAAY!! YEEEAAHHH!!"

by ishkur March 12, 2005

crunked

to get high and drunk at the same time

last night i drank a 40 oz of O.E. and smoked a blunt to my head

by E unit John April 1, 2003

crunked

A state in which someone's conscousness is altered by both drinking alcohol and being stoned off their ass.

Emily: Are you stoned yet?
Trevor: I'd thay tho mythelf, and drunk, too.. is there a word for that?
Emily: Yeah, you're "Crunked"
Trevor: Tomorrow when I'm still wasted at my dad's work, I'm going to post a useless definition on urbandictionary.com along with our conversation.

And then I lost my virginity. Not a happy story.

by restin256 February 27, 2005

Crunkely

A general feeling of illness, crappiness, or complete and utter shite.

"David didn't want to go to the party with his friends because he felt so crunkely."

by Crunkmaster 3000 January 5, 2021

Crunk

Everybody here is wrong, it is not getting crazy and drunk. It's smoking chronic (marijuana) and getting drunk.

Chronic + Drunk = CRUNK

Lil Jon gets crunk all the time.

by John3242q35 February 19, 2007

crunked

Being stoned and drunk at the same time. (Drinking alcohol and smoking marijuana)

You are at a party smoking joints and drinking beer/mixed drinks.

by rdd September 28, 2004