Cotton Socks

A game in which, two pairs of men have penetrative anal intercourse whilst wearing bright white cotton socks. Whoever gets HIV first wins, if you get Gonorrhoea or anything else you lose

C S: Hey dude lets play cotton socks

Tom: Id love to but i already have HIV so i win

C S: Aww man!

by rapheboy April 4, 2009

bless your cotton socks

When Rosy thinks something is funny, cute, sad, or anything else that makes her emotions tingle she will bless the cotton socks of said object or person

Me: Here is a picture of my new nephew, Rosy.

Rosy: OH BLESS HIS LITTLE COTTON SOCKS!

Bless your cotton socks

by Ho Lee Phuq September 17, 2017

Cotton socks

A polite way of calling someone a fucking idiot.

"Come on then Cotton socks"

by Epicfail420 November 10, 2020