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Condragulations 

1. A smartass cynical way of saying "congratulations" to a mentally retarded person.

2. A misspelling of the word "congratulations" to piss somebody off.
It's your birthday?! CONDRAGULATIONS!!

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. 

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE
I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

Congratulations Effect 

Releasing a song congratulating another channel for overtaking your channel, but then you start to gain subscribers making you the winner again.
Adam: Did you see what the Congratulations Effect did to pewdiepie’s channel?
Eve: Yes, he started winning again!

Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos 

An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.
Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."

John: "Really Justin? What is it?"

Justin: "Its called Megavideo"

*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."

Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"


The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

congratulations you played yourself 

This is a quote from DJ Khalid that means that you had set yourself up for something bad.
So you kicked your bed and it broke congratulations you played yourself.

Congratulations

Means 'T-GEI.' Congratulations is a term used and coined by Felix Kjellberg (see God for more information) in his latest banger song 'Congratulations.' Youtubers 'Roomie' and Dave from 'Boy in a Band' also contributed to the discovery of this word. It has been scientifically proven that if you imagine Pewdiepie whispering in your ear 'Congratulations,' an immediate, intense orgasm will occur. This can also be achieved by looking at 9 year olds.
You notice movement to your left. You turn your gaze to the object that startled you, and you notice someone looking at you. They approach you quietly, and you start to get a clearer picture of their face. It is glistening and glowing a bright white, like that of an angle coming down from the heavens. His striking blue eyes pierce your vulnerable soul, yet making you feel safe and concealed. His beautiful, perfect facial hair resembles that of a viking king. He hovers towards you, as if he were without legs. His beauty temporarily blinds you and sends shivers of pleasure across your body. 10/10, would smash, you subtly think to yourself. The masculine, effortlessly gorgeous man, clad in a stunning Simone Says jumper (that I really want please can I have it) approaches your inferior, mortal being. His soft, full lips gently touches your ear. You can barely stand. Your legs start to buckle at the heels. This is it. If this beautiful man does anything else, you will surely melt. But you know it's coming. And you can't wait. He inhales gently. 'Congratulations.'
-JK Rowling
Congratulations by Alex F.v.R April 1, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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