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Cute Little Boy I'd Like to Fuck

This charming and innocent phrase may seem rather perverted and twisted (OK lets be honest it is). Is usually applied to a boy from 14 to 16 years old who for various reasons are not showing markable signs of physical maturity.
e.g. smooth cheeks, soft hair, baby face features, high voice etc.

Those who appreciate this rare trait are known as CLBILF Hunters and are not in any way pedophiles but are merely appreciating beauty in all of its forms.

May also be abbreviated to just BILF
Check out that CLBILF over there. Lets go stroke his cheeks and fondle his face in a totally non gay way.
CLBILF by THe DINgMEIster October 20, 2009
Meanings: Childless Lady I’d Like to Fuck.

Like MILF, a CLILF is a matured sexually-attractive woman that is not a mother (without kids). Usually a woman over the age of 30 who is independent.
My new manager started her job today. She’s so fit, she’s a CLILF!
CLILF by Scouse Lad May 17, 2022
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Meanings: Childless Lady I’d Like to Fuck.

Like MILF, a CLILF is a matured sexually-attractive woman that is not a mother (without kids). Usually a woman over the age of 30 who is independent.
My new manager started her job today. She’s so fit, she’s a CLILF!
CLILF by Scouse Lad May 17, 2022
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026