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Cute Little Boy I'd Like to Fuck

This charming and innocent phrase may seem rather perverted and twisted (OK lets be honest it is). Is usually applied to a boy from 14 to 16 years old who for various reasons are not showing markable signs of physical maturity.
e.g. smooth cheeks, soft hair, baby face features, high voice etc.

Those who appreciate this rare trait are known as CLBILF Hunters and are not in any way pedophiles but are merely appreciating beauty in all of its forms.

May also be abbreviated to just BILF
Check out that CLBILF over there. Lets go stroke his cheeks and fondle his face in a totally non gay way.
CLBILF by THe DINgMEIster October 20, 2009
Meanings: Childless Lady I’d Like to Fuck.

Like MILF, a CLILF is a matured sexually-attractive woman that is not a mother (without kids). Usually a woman over the age of 30 who is independent.
My new manager started her job today. She’s so fit, she’s a CLILF!
CLILF by Scouse Lad May 17, 2022
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Meanings: Childless Lady I’d Like to Fuck.

Like MILF, a CLILF is a matured sexually-attractive woman that is not a mother (without kids). Usually a woman over the age of 30 who is independent.
My new manager started her job today. She’s so fit, she’s a CLILF!
CLILF by Scouse Lad May 17, 2022
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026