States that any relationship advice given to your friends will work perfectly, while the same advice will backfire miserably if used by the advice giver
Guy #1: "Dude, that advice you gave me was great! I got five chicks' phone numbers!"
Guy #2: "Really? Maybe I should try it."
(One minute later; Guy#2 comes back, limping)
Guy #1: "Well, what happened?"
Guy #2: "Apparently a punch in the face and a kick to the crotch is the new way to reject people. Stupid CJ Law."
Guy #2: "Really? Maybe I should try it."
(One minute later; Guy#2 comes back, limping)
Guy #1: "Well, what happened?"
Guy #2: "Apparently a punch in the face and a kick to the crotch is the new way to reject people. Stupid CJ Law."
by joecity7 October 24, 2011
Get the CJ Lawmug.