Chili bean

A really retarded person.

Christian Gillette is a chili bean.

by Pussy69Slayer May 5, 2022

Chili Bean bomb

A collective thought, a cleansing of our beastly idiocracy.
Chili bean bomb is all, and all is Chili bean bomb

"Honey, bring out the fine china, we're praying to Chili bean bomb todady!
"GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES, AS YOU ONCE DID FOR THE CHILI BEAN BOMB"
"Never forgot, for our prayers will be listed, our wish will be granted, as Chili bean bomb is all forgiving!"

by Greirat November 1, 2023

Two bean chili

The act of teabagging someone with poop on your balls.

Whoever falls asleep first tonight is going to get the two bean chili.

by Brochacho6 February 19, 2015

Chill Bean

To stay calm or to be a very cool person :)

Hey! Will you CHILL BEAN?
You're getting sweat all over me!
OR
AYE! CHILL BEAN COME HERE!

by nutpx October 13, 2008

chilli bean

an insane person who is superior to all others. only the best are good enough!

n.b you have to be completely insane to understand the definition and the examples!

1. i am a chilli bean and i live in a tin of brine. i am scared in case my arms float away in the brine!

2. i am a mean mother fuckin chilli bean

3. chilli beans most common phrase:
waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

by flora mclaura August 23, 2006

chill your chili beans

To calm down and stop flipping out.

"So Tom was about to start a fight and I was like 'Yo dude, chill your chili beans'!"

by Ezomz January 12, 2009

Chili Beans

Slang for the psychedelic drug 2C-B

Bro I did way too many chili beans last night and woke up with a massive headache.

by Takyawn September 16, 2018