Captain Caveman's Club

A thick dry stool with a enlarging circumference that becomes increasingly painful to pass.
It resembles captain caveman's club in both shape and size.

Bob: "Why are you crying?"
Jill: "I just dropped Captain Caveman's Club in the toilet."

by Darren Jackson 1972 July 11, 2008

Caveman club

A long Hairy clit that was once a man but now a women

I was surprised to find It had a caveman club between her legs instead of just a vagina

by Hay girl 82 December 26, 2023