Wal-Mart Greeter: "Ok Butterthighs, I'm callin' security on you. Samson! Samson get down here right now! Yeah, I gotta buttathighs over here an' he's tryin' to steal some Uno cards and a gallon of milk! And you know what, he stole on of my stickas! Yeah, get down here right now Samson!"
by invisibelpurple February 23, 2011
Get the Butterthighsmug.