When shes giving you that sweet sweet gawk gawk and your glizzy shoots an absolute stream of buttermilk into her eye, piercing and blinding as an arrowhead.
Bobby: Yo Nate did you hear about Ben? He was hammered and shot a buttermilk arrowhead into his girls eye, now she’s gotta wear a patch for weeks.
Nate: Fuck bro that sucks, what an absolute stud though.
Nate: Fuck bro that sucks, what an absolute stud though.
by Sgo hills July 22, 2021