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butt taster

someone who metaphorically tastes butts. someone who sucks a lot and therefore probably spends their time tasting butts.
Person A: The other day I was talking to Joe and he was being a total douche.

Person B: What a butt taster!

tastes like butt 

When something tastes so vile, so disgusting, so repugnant, that it can be compared to what a butt might taste like.

(Of course, most people don't taste butts, so a better phrase would be "what a butt smells like." Or, perhaps, what the expulsion of methane from out of the butt smells like.)
This banana peel tastes like butt.
tastes like butt by KLizzle September 3, 2006

buttmaster 

"buttmaster" is a new zealand slang term for someone that is considered to be very good at everything s/he tries. usually exceptionally good looking with chiseled features. a buttmaster is typically found inside a pub.
ben the polak is such a buttmaster that i've never seen him fail anything he has tried. he has chiseled good looks too.

man, you're a real buttmaster aren't you.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026