baldur: 'quit butt-coughing, it makes me horny.'
jeremiah: 'sorry, i had asparagus last night and i can't stop butt-coughing.'
jeremiah: 'sorry, i had asparagus last night and i can't stop butt-coughing.'
by asianhoochie February 22, 2010
When you're standing over a putt and are unable to hold a fart in. Much like an uncontrollable cough.
As Joe Witterall stood over the 3-footer to win the Penn-York league golf championship, he was unable to hold in his butt cough, causing him to lip out the putt.
by The Definition Maestro February 12, 2010
by Rasty67 January 27, 2013