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A small wrinkly poo that looks like a raisin. This only occurs with constipation or a jammed up poo hole.
One day i went to the toilet, got up, looked into the bowl and i was astonished to see my bumraisin
Bumraisin by John Bumraisin July 4, 2009
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Bumbasing 

The act of inserting cocaine up the receiver’s anus then having anal sex with them. Once the giver has ejaculated, the faeces, semen and cocaine is pulled out of the receiver and snorted.
Hey, fancy a night of bumbasing?

Braising 

Braising is a non-penetrating sexual act whereby a girl rides a male cowgirl anf glides her wet snatch back and forth over an erect penis wedged between her vaginal lips and the male's stomach.
Roger blew a hot nut all the way up to his neck when his girlfriend jumped on top and started braising his engorged fuck stick.
Braising by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

Braising Beef 

To perform rapid, reciprocating sexual intercourse between the vagina and the anus without the use of lubricant and without wiping or cleaning the penis before entry into each orifice.
Donna was caught up in sexual ecstasy and was begging for her lover to fill and pound both her love holes on after another. Matt began Braising Beef until he unloaded deep inside her. Unfortunately, Donna wound up getting a wicked vaginal infection.
Braising Beef by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015
Referring to the brain, after it shrivels up due to marijuana usage.
I'm sorry, I can't help you and your braisin.
braisin by Team Hella Awesome June 21, 2008

bumraping shitstabber 

A homosexual, one who loves it up the arse.
Check out Elton John, he’s a bumraping shitstabber

Bumrazzing 

When one violates the pooper hole between anothers naughty cheeks, i.e. to bum or be bummed.
There's nothing wrong with a bit of bumrazzing.....
Bumrazzing by hayleyd January 20, 2009
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