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Bumping (music)

Bumping is a genre of music that we think came from the infamous 'Stupid House' of the 90s. It combines the legendary donk bass with some really hard and fast beats ideal for doing some crazy-arse jumpstyle dancing. Therefore it is most liked by people with punky haircuts, 'Welcome 2 Paradise' clothing and Puma shoes with a lot of springs or Nike TNs for example.

Bumping is known (and created) in Russia, probably some countries around Russia and Spain, too.

Making a bumping song normally takes around five minutes while having breakfast; it doesn't include any supercomplex basslines 'cause theyre repeating the same 2 bars through the whole song, build-ups can be made pretty quick just by adding the classic alarm sound that comes with the famous Virtual DJ software, and also the melodies don't have to be too heart-touching.

But this is already enough to get everyone to say 'dis is so ****in awesomeeeeee' and is getting more and more popular everyday.

Also, the bumping donk bass has its own secret recipe that no one knows (similar to coca-cola), but it is known that the classical 90s donk was made by modifying a 'tubular bell' sound.

'There HAS to be someone more who knows this awesome stuff', say Spanish bumping-fans. We hope not.

Just kidding ;)
Video examples in youtube for bumping (music)

Spanish bumping: watch?v=M7kMR-P7rkE

Russian bumping: watch?v=bNCaCePJlv8&feature=related

Bumping & Jumpstyle: watch?v=lLAqBL1BxeI&feature=related

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Bumping (music) by DJ DaNBalt March 14, 2011
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baby bumping music 

The sound of two or more people having sex.
My neighbors were getting it on yesterday and were making baby bumping music.

Change Bumpin' Music 

1. The act of putting small coins, such as pennys and dimes, in the cup holders on car doors so that when the bass is turned up all the way on the car stero, the change rattles or is "Bumpin'.

2. A way of judging the "legitness" of a rap song's bass, if the change rattles than it is considered a legit song and should be enjoyed at a very high level.
"wow man, listen to that change, its bumpin' "
"You'd think Jay-Z would try to make his songs more legit by making them rattle more change, so they would be Change Bumpers"

Examples of Change Bumpin' Songs:

A Milli by lil Wayne
Bombs Over Baghdad by Outkast
Fuck tha Police by N.W.A.
No Tears by Scarface
Forgot About DRE by Dr. Dre ft Eminem
Because I Got High by Afroman

This is just a list of examples of Change Bumpin' music, there is a seemingly endless amount out there. Other songs can be considered Change Bumpin' with a vote of 3 or more people, and has to have majority vote or it is not considered to be a Change Bumper
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026