Bump in the Night

Someone that you ignore and find as irrelevant as hitting a squirrel in the middle of the night with your car.

Hitting the animal creates a bump that easily felt but subtle enough to where you think you've just ran over a pothole or some other object but you simply ignore as you want to carry on driving home from a long day.

Jimbo: Why are you even talking to me? I don't know you, you are nothing. You are just a Bump in the Night.

by NukeEmWins April 22, 2020

Bump in the Night

Bumping uglies in the night, much like a one night stand

person 1: Woah, I heard she got STD's from her last bump in the night.

person 2: Yeah I feel sorta bad for her, dumb bitch, she was smexy though.

by pwjz November 03, 2008

Bump-in-the-Night

Same as a Pounce-and-Fuck, except with a more stealth and seductive connotation.

"That guy is Antonio Banderas-hot: he's a definite Bump-in-the-Night."

by ForTheLoveOfEros May 17, 2005

Bump in the night

To get fully kitted with battle rattles. To investigate and harm people that'll harm you. Or others

What was that sound? It's time go bump in the night

by Bamaboy1203 June 23, 2022