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bump ass 

Broken, busted, crappy, shitty, junky, non-working, inoperative or just plain pisses you off.
I got stuck at that bump ass stop light twice.
bump ass by Shiznamslappy April 16, 2009
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Bump ass 

Bump ass. The receiving or giving sex by using the anus

Now and then, for a change we bump ass. It makes for a real change.
Bump ass by susieque February 26, 2010

ass bump 

When you lick your finger, roll it in coke, and stick it in your poop chute.
My bum is numb from that ass bump.
ass bump by Shunter May 21, 2006
An individual, generally female, who exhibits a well defined and prominent glutinous maximus. An essential element of a bumpass is the ability to gyrate the individuals hind-quarters in a very purposefully explicit manner. Also see Bumpass Shuffle
Whoa! Check out the bumpass on dat chick! Or Damn! Tracy sure does have a bumpass!
bumpass by archetype42 December 9, 2008

Bumpass Cummings 

Just a normal person. His parents aren't, though, and are burning in Hell.
"Hey, what happened after Bumpass Cummings was born?"
"The people made his memorial."
"Wait, he died?!"
"No, but his parents' legacies did.
Bumpass Cummings by Snowland February 25, 2021
Fool to a degree of severe stupidness, most bumpasses have an iq range of 18-63. Bumpasses however, are so stupid that they do not understand their own foolishness and believe themselves to be of the smartest people in the world. Bumpasses are most commonly found on various Social Medias because they lack social skills. Getting into an argument with a bumpass is a bad idea.
Peter_s47: stfu idiot
Lizardfuck69: Actually, I have taken many thorough IQ tests and have have scored in each of them higher than the vast majority of test takers. Your calling of me as an "idiot" is highly ironic, because I highly doubt you have an iq remotely close to mine.

Peter_s47: Bumpass
bumpass by Dealerofthesnakes January 9, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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