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Bumbasing 

The act of inserting cocaine up the receiver’s anus then having anal sex with them. Once the giver has ejaculated, the faeces, semen and cocaine is pulled out of the receiver and snorted.
Hey, fancy a night of bumbasing?
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You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you 

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"

bumbling idiot

Someone who's an idiot and doesn't know it
She is a bumbling idiot!
bumbling idiot by Sassydiva13 October 8, 2017

bumbling buffoon 

A bumbling buffoon is someone who wakes up in the morning and bumbles around not having any direction whatsoever. He needs to do many unimportant things like take the trash across the property and poop. And he takes about three hours to do it. A bumbling buffoon takes forever to do anything. It takes him twenty minutes just to pay for a parking meter because he has to search through his car for change when he could just use his debit card. He makes everyone wait around for him because he thinks that his mission is priority when we're all just waiting for him to get it together so we can have our pancakes and go already.
"I'll get up in twenty minutes." Twenty minutes later: "I have to poop. I have to transfer my pictures..." And then the "bumbling buffoon" says, "oh, I have to call the operator." He makes everyone wait for his bumbling around buffoonery before they can carry on with life.
bumbling buffoon by mhorndisk April 3, 2016

Bumbling Idiot

One who's brain has gone bonkers and says whatever comes to the person's head
As soon as the bumbling idiot spoke, people gave up on life and decided to move to Antartica
Bumbling Idiot by bubblyfairy755 December 9, 2017

bumbooing 

Inserting your flaccid penis into someones anus, then make it slowly erect whilst inside.
Hey, i just bumbooed a girl last night, i didnt realise how hard bumbooing would be.
bumbooing by sjin April 13, 2013
(Adj.)

Bombazing = Bomb + Amazing
Wife: Honey, How do I look?

Hubby : Absolutely Bombazing, baby.

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A: Dude , you went to Bali Last week right? How's that place??

B: It is Bombazing! You must visit.

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A: Guys, Check that Bombazing chick across road.

B: Damn, what a beautiful piece of creation.
bombazing by Jakoplasma March 25, 2018
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