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Bum Swag 

Originating in Michigan, this type of swag is not easy to obtain. It is when a person in no attempt to be unattractive whatsoever does not shave, do their hair etc. for a certain but unspecified amount of time. While attending parties or social gatherings however, they still reap the benefits of a person having maximum swag. Such as sleeping with girls and getting phone numbers.
"Cam hasn't shaved for days and is wearing the same shirt he did yesterday, but I just saw that hot babe give him her number. He must have bum swagger."
Bum Swag by JoeStoner5446 October 1, 2011
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airport bum swag 

Something you can say to yourself when you get a really sucky test score; basically the school version of "carpe diem" or "shit happens". Can't go to college or get a cool job? There's always bumming out at the airport - it's indoors, there's a bathroom, and there are restaurants you can work at so you don't have to beg! :P
Guy 1: "What'd you get on your test?"
Guy 2: "D plus."
Guy 1: "I got an F."
Both: "Oh well... Airport bum swag!"
airport bum swag by Hassan & Fei-Yen December 19, 2012
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Bum swaggler

A person who swaggles (see swaggle ) the liquid or paste like material that is excreted from another person, or animals bum.
Droot is a long time bum swaggler. she learned from her bum swaggling mother.
Bum swaggler by blumpkins July 7, 2004
Originating in California, this type of swagger is not easy to obtain. It is when a person in no attempt to be unattractive whatsoever does not shave, do their hair etc. for a certain but unspecified amount of time. While attending parties or social gatherings however, they still reap the benefits of a person having maximum swag. Such as sleeping with girls and getting phone numbers. they might have rips and tears in they're clothes but still swaggin. these sorts of people shop at young, urban places and thrift stores.
"Ayye, nigga i got hellah dope ass bum swagg ya feel me?"
"that nigga got some bummy ass swag!"
bum swagg by swagger'd out October 30, 2011
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026